uhhuh Veo being Veo
Veo
bein' Veo

It’s 5:40am and i’m camping Twin Watchtower for the field boss.

I should be sleeping. -v-;
anyonewannajoinme? |D;;

angelblaines:

The (not-so) subtle messages in Futurama are the best

spookypbj:

poupon:

I don’t know why people said it was bad, I think the mobile version of Mass Effect was weird but otherwise pretty okay.

WHY DOESNT THIS HAVE MORE NOTES

fluffy-moose:

a-vinlander-skald-and-bearsark:

insanefastone:

darthevzimus:

opalsoda:

crash-antebois:

dirk-the-hatter:

osheamobile:

thatoneblogyoualmostremember:

roguesareth:

myherokills:

You trip and fall to your death.

Critical fail, you swallow a knife and it explodes.

"As the assassin foolishly tries to slide down the gravelly side of the mountain, he trips and slits his throat on his knife. He’s dead. Anyone else want to do anything stupid?"

"You somehow determine that the golem is made of bacon.”

"You go to search the body, but manage instead to trigger the bear trap. I’m rolling damage now."

"You shoot your unconscious bleeding cleric, roll damage. Don’t forget your favored enemy bonus."

"You fail to notice the pit in front of you as you direct your horse to walk into it."

"The mugger then proceeds to shoot his friend in the foot"

"the opponent sneezes and accidentally stabs himself to death"

"You try to pick the door, but the door picks you. You’ve been impaled."

"You let go of the bow instead of its string, and it hits you in the face before falling at your feet."
me: can i just pretend like i totally meant to do that
//rolls a nat 20 on a bluff check
"Everyone totally saw that but it looked like you completely meant to do that."

"Right. The archer in the tree just shot himself in the foot. With a Longbow. He is now pinned to the tree with a clothyard shaft. Oh look. You’re all next."

"You sniff your way down the dark corridor, the sound of water getting faster and faster under your feet. Suddenly, the sound is right in your ears as you fall over the edge of a drop."

pukind:

I’m sorry I was asked to do the thing and I could not resist doing the thing I’m sorry ahhhhahahaha..ha

alysv3:

gaga please choose ur miku wisely…………………

sweat-and-smiles:

long-distance-runnerr:

nezua:

motivation-station123:

bodydiy:

How to tie shoes for running

Wait I need this for my dystonia!!!!

seems like valuable info to pass along

I would have threw out 115$ shoes if I didn’t use the Toe problem one. God bless this post.

I use the heel slipping one and it actually works.

ibeggedformercytwice:

ibeggedformercytwice:

ibeggedformercytwice:

My medieval servant boy has gone missing. I’ll just use Google to see if I can find him.

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Oh bother.

I still say this was hilarious fuck you guys

girlgrowingsmall:

petitpotato:

My brain is a simple one.

This is beautiful. I want this on a shirt.

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